Thursday, July 24, 2014

kidouyuuto:

my mom keps telling me to go to bed

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
Wednesday, July 23, 2014

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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(Source: starlorrd)

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

fifabrazil:

people are scared of shows like Hannibal and Ameican Horror Story but if you’ve seen courage the cowardly dog you’ve seen it all

(Source: poppedamalikimsweating)

nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

(Source: fishki.net)

Monday, July 21, 2014

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

Sunday, July 20, 2014

heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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